why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me
is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?
sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?
you have bad dick?
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder